The whimsies of an opera singer poised on the brink of......something.






There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got $66.90 worth of books for $19.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome.

Yes! I just bought $82 worth of books for $17.85!



I bought a book for someone from there and it was in EXCELLENT condition. Do recommend.



apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

This brings me joy. 

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nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away

Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.


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Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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Rough Day.

You learn to take your coffee black.
You learn to drink your whiskey neat.
You learn to take the shower cold, and sleep on tired feet.

You learn to order dinner in.
You learn to send the laundry out.
You learn how to amuse yourself.

You learn to live without.

You tell yourself you’re rich at last, in money and in time.
You draw bath and then unplug the phone.
You pour yourself a Pinot Clo Du Val 2003.
You sit a spell, a queen upon her throne.

You go to bed alone.

You learn to fall asleep alone.
You learn to silence ticking clocks.
You learn to pull the shades at night and double check the locks.

You learn to speak so calmly when your heart would like to scream and shout.
You learn to stop, and breathe, and smile.

You learn to live without.

~from the musical ‘If/Then’